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Jackalope and Jill

Jackalope and Jill

A Fake Dating Cinnamon Roll Monster Romance

by Sambient Larzo

For three years, he's told his mother he has a girlfriend named Jill. His mother arrives Monday. There is no Jill. Until there is.

Jack is a jackalope, with tiny antlers, very long ears, and the only coffee cart on the Hemlock Hollow green. His coffee is fresh (mostly). His lie is enormous.

Jill Okafor just drove a bright yellow food truck twenty-six hundred miles from Houston, and she's applied for the town's one and only vending permit, the one Jack has held for twelve years.

She needs the town's goodwill. He needs a girlfriend by Thanksgiving. One week of fake dating, and may the best coffee win.

Jackalope and Jill is a warm, laugh-out-loud holiday monster romcom with fake dating and rivals to lovers, a cinnamon roll hero and a sharp, funny heroine, a meddling mom who knows more than she lets on, small-town Thanksgiving, jollof rice, a very serious coffee war, a closed door, and a guaranteed happily-ever-after.

$5.87